emily: so where exactly have you been the last 34 years?
buddy: the north pole. could you pass the maple syrup?
emily: oh, this is spaghetti.
buddy: you know what, it’s okay, i have some with me.
emily: you like sugar, huh?
buddy: is there sugar in syrup?
buddy: then yes! we elves try to stick to the four main food groups, candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.