Everyone knows someone who likes to email unnecessary amounts of forwards with content that is typically gloom and doom, threaten ultimate death, or grant you a wish. I have one in my extended family. (If you’re reading this, it’s not you.) Fortunately, I don’t feel bad about deleting them without paying much attention to their content. My mom, who is not said person, recently sent me a forward that I actually enjoyed. It was definitely forwardable. But I thought, rather than forwarding it on and being labled a forwardiot, that I would share just a little bit of it with you so you could enjoy a chuckle or two. :o)
Definitely in my top 5 from this list.
…mmm Qdoba sounds great for dinner.
I was going to quote my favorite lines… but it’s pretty much all of them.
He’s offering to pay, but not until we get back. Smart. Thinking ahead. I like that.
What kind of weapons travel well through the fourth dimension? I know, a bow staff.
Safety not guaranteed. Oh, of course.
I find a little bit of comfort in the fact that he’s done it before. Clearly he learned that it’s too dangerous to go back alone and unarmed.